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#FLEXINONMYEX: 3 BAD BITCHES AND A DELOREAN

If you’re a hot girl in Los Angeles, you can pretty much expect a steady stream of invitations to photoshoots, clubs, and movie/music video sets. Often times these invitations are just a poor attempt at getting pussy or a way to pack a venue with hot girls so people will show up and spend money…in hopes of getting pussy. As shady as an event may sound, there is almost always free alcohol or food so you can count on me to say “yes” to anything that doesn’t sound like porn. With that being said, you can imagine what my weekends are like. Typically I prefer to spend Sundays recovering in a 5 star hotel room with soundproof walls and a detox IV by my side, but on this particular Sunday I was feeling a bit frisky. A random guy I had met at a party kept telling me he worked in the music business and that he had found the “next big thing,” a group of 3 pretty girls who could spit raps. This automatically triggered an eye-roll from me, but he had a man bun so I agreed to stop by the set of their first music video.

 

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With my expectations being far below sea level, the feelings I got the moment I arrived on set were almost exactly the same as when I got punched in the face by a giant drunk girl – shock, awe, and slight arousal. The first thing I saw was a vintage DeLorean, and spitting a verse from inside was one of the most naturally beautiful girls I had seen in a while. Her hair was pulled into two long purple French braids and her outfit consisted of a leotard, a fur jacket, a slew of gaudy gold jewelry and a Ring Pop placed on each finger. Oh, and did I mention she had a pit bull on a spiked leash? I felt like Alice who had just gone down the rabbit hole, a very dope rabbit hole. I was then introduced to several people, who I don’t really remember because the entire time I was asking myself:

“Where the fuck am I? Where the fuck have they been? Where the fuck have I been? Why has no one ever done this before? Did I accidentally drop acid into my Redbull this morning? How are their butts so big? Has my life had ANY meaning until now?”

Three cigarettes and few deep breath’s later and I was back in the game – I wasn’t sure what was happening, but I wanted IN.

Together Charlie Pearl (@misscharliepearl), AK Magik (@akmagik), and GSnaps (@gsnapsmusic, baddie in the DeLorean) make up the group B.O.Y. (@betteroffyoung), which stands for Better Off Young – a pretty clever name choice for a female rap trio. I introduced myself but couldn’t do much aside from stare at their asses and praise them for the creative aesthetic they had created on set…thankfully all three were absolute sweethearts and didn’t seem to notice my absolute thirst for whatever was happening in front of me. I needed to write about this, so once they resumed filming and I found a secluded corner in which to chain smoke and take as many notes as possible to make sure I remembered everything clearly. I was able to scribble out the list below before Man Bun interrupted:

-BOY?
-3 bad bitches & a DeLorean
-KFC bucket covered in pink crystals
-Great butts (note to self; start squatting)
-Kiddy pool with hot girl rapping in it
-Random tween wearing a crown and throwing up gang signs/looks like a boss
-Ring Pops
-Tea party set up with mountains of marijuana, Colt 45, snacks, blunts, Rosé

Man Bun’s name is Conor, and he’s actually extremely relevant besides his hair, not only as part of the mastermind group working with B.O.Y., but also as a member of artist collective ANTI Society. After interrupting my creative process Conor told me to go inside the house that was being used for filming and talk to the stylist – he wanted me to be in the video. I knew I would stick out like a sore thumb because I’m tall, awkward and have the tits and ass of an eleven year old, but I’m always up for a challenge. I went inside and slipped on a spandex two-piece outfit that resembled a tankini I once saw my great aunt wear to water aerobics so obviously I was ready to crush the job.

 

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The remainder of my time on set was spent filming a scene I like to refer to as “The Ratchet Tea Party” where, between shots, I was able to watch the members of B.O.Y. interact organically. What fascinated me most were the unique personalities they each had beneath their confident, bad bitch vibe that the music video gave them.

Sitting at the table to my right puffing on a blunt was Charlie, a pink-haired undercover genius who is the most kindhearted person I know. Her intelligence is obvious once she opens her mouth, and I caught several glimpses of a quirky, silly side which only added to her appeal. From what Conor had told me briefly I knew she had worked with LMFAO for years as a performer and a marketer, (which made sense when the camera stopped rolling and she morphed from hot rapper chick to creative director) no one questioned her or her ideas the entire day.

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Across from Charlie and fanning away clouds of smoke was GSnaps. My first impression led me to believe she was the sassy and glamorous one of the group, but I quickly understood why she was given the nickname Taylor Swift. Underneath the movie magic and the swag was a laid back, slightly dorky tomboy with a unique and raspy sound. I felt drawn to her because, like me, she didn’t smoke weed and our butts were (slightly) more similar in size. Her realness was infectious and helped me relax during the several takes the scene required. She really appeared to love her fellow group members and not give a fuck if she did something “uncool,” which is a rare and valuable trait in the industry we work in.

Lastly, at the head of the table being an absolute queen was AK. Short, blonde and stacked, I could tell she was a spitfire right off the bat. She had a very defined sense of style and knew exactly what she liked was what worked for her. This scene centered on her verse and each time they yelled “action” she delivered a powerful, confident performance that did not fail to give me goose bumps. AK had no problem giving 110% every fucking time, which, for someone who gets out of breath climbing stairs like me, was mind blowing. Since the shoot I spent some time with AK and her dedication and talent are an equal match. Her ass is also quite mesmerizing and I dare you to disagree.


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